I have a problem with all the programmers on this planet, due to a variety of reasons, but primarily because of their infatuation with “Hello, world!”. Hello, world! For God’s sake, couldn’t they have thought of another line? Any line? Like:

“And once again, the day is saved. Thanks to the Powefpuff girls.”

or

“I know what you did last summer.”

or even

“Melody itni chocolatey kyun hoti hain?”.

 Anyone with a working knowledge of programming in ANY bloody language may answer my question. Hell, even nerdy, self-acclaimed, self-marketed computer scientists (yeah, that’s you Chinmay) may answer my question. Any satisfactory answer will result in the answering party earning a McDonald’s Happy Meal, all expenses paid. So, think up a reason and let me know. I’m all ears.

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